GatorGuy8
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What is the best four years of an LSU student's life?
Third grade.
Third grade.
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LSU Jokes
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GatorGuy8
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How do you tell an LSU coed from a vulture?
One sits on the side of the road eating dead carcasses
and the other has wings.
One sits on the side of the road eating dead carcasses
and the other has wings.
GatorGuy8
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So, a UF Grad, an LSU grad and a Catholic all die in a car crash.
The UF grad goes to Heaven
The Catholic goes to pergatory
The LSU grad goes back to LSU
When asked why, God said: "The Gator grad is coming home, the Catholic is going to pergatory because only he believes in it, and the LSU grad is going back to Hell."
:Banana:
The UF grad goes to Heaven
The Catholic goes to pergatory
The LSU grad goes back to LSU
When asked why, God said: "The Gator grad is coming home, the Catholic is going to pergatory because only he believes in it, and the LSU grad is going back to Hell."
:Banana:
GatorGuy8
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Two boys are playing football in City Park in NE Gainesville when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reproter from the Gainesvill Sun, who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Gator Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Gator fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in North Central Florida I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Little Seminole Fan Rescuses Friend From Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Seminole fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in the area was either for the Gators or the Seminoles. What team do you root for?" the reproter asked.
"I'm a LSU fan!" the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Nut Kills Beloved Family Pet."
A reproter from the Gainesvill Sun, who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Gator Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Gator fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in North Central Florida I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Little Seminole Fan Rescuses Friend From Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Seminole fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in the area was either for the Gators or the Seminoles. What team do you root for?" the reproter asked.
"I'm a LSU fan!" the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Nut Kills Beloved Family Pet."
GatorGuy8
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Why do LSU graduates hang their diplomas from the rearview mirror?
To justify their parking in a handicap parking space.
To justify their parking in a handicap parking space.
GatorGuy8
VIP Member
When bad people die where do they go?
LSU of course.
LSU of course.
GatorGuy8
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The new movie The Ringer, with Johnny Knoxville, was filmed on the LSU campus. The producers recruited the mentally challenged actors directly from the LSU student center. He said thet filming was easy, they were all naturals.
GatorGuy8
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What does a lsu graduate have in common with a beer bottle?
They're both empty from the neck up!
They're both empty from the neck up!
GatorGuy8
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How does a lsu fan do a high-five?
He smacks himself in the forehead!
He smacks himself in the forehead!
GatorGuy8
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What's the difference between an intelligent lsu graduate and bigfoot?
Bigfoot has actually been seen!
Bigfoot has actually been seen!
GatorGuy8
VIP Member
What do you get when you put all the LSU cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth!
A full set of teeth!
GatorGuy8
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John Brady said he is dressing only 5 people for their game with Florida.
The rest wil have to dress themselves.
The rest wil have to dress themselves.
GatorGuy8
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Did you hear about the tiger fan who lost $100?
He went double or nothing on the ESPN ticker.
He went double or nothing on the ESPN ticker.
GatorGuy8
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What has 20 legs and 3 teeth?
The front row at Tiger Stadium.
The front row at Tiger Stadium.
GatorGuy8
VIP Member
If you have a car with an lsu wide receiver, linebacker, and defensive back, who is driving the car?
A Cop!
A Cop!
GatorGuy8
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What do you call a lsu football player with an IQ of 20?
Gifted
Gifted
GatorGuy8
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What does a lsu grad call a Gator grad?
BOSS!
BOSS!
GatorGuy8
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Two lsu fan were walking through the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. The first lsu fan said, "Those are deer tracks." The second lsu fan said, "No. They are to big to be deer tracks. They must be bear tracks." As they were arguing back and forth they got hit by the train.
GatorGuy8
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How do you keep an lsu fan from drowning?
Take your foot off his head!
Take your foot off his head!
GatorGuy8
VIP Member
A man walked in a store and said to the clerk, " I would like an yellow hat, purple pants, purple shirt, and yellow shoes."
The clerk asked, "Are you a lsu fan?"
"I sure am!" the man said sticking his chest out. "How did you know? The color combination?"
"No," said the clerk. "This is a hardware store!"
The clerk asked, "Are you a lsu fan?"
"I sure am!" the man said sticking his chest out. "How did you know? The color combination?"
"No," said the clerk. "This is a hardware store!"
