LSU Jokes

[Mr2Bits]

Post your LSU jokes here!

 

[LSU Coyote]

Tim Tebow

Geaux Tigers!

 

[FanSmack]

That signature is a joke.

 

[Mr2Bits]

Q. - How do you circumcise a LSU Tiger football player?

A. - Kick his sister in the mouth!

 

[LSU Coyote]

That signature is a joke.

kind of the point

 

[FanSmack]

LOL I know, I hate David Hasselhoff though.

 

[LSU Coyote]

LOL I know, I hate David Hasselhoff though.

don't say that to loud...

the HOFF thinks he is cool.... in his own world.

i mean, he did star in night rider.... that counts for some man points... right?

 

[GatorVirgin]

Q. - How do you circumcise a LSU Tiger football player?

A. - Kick his sister in the mouth!

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL....LMBO

 

[FanSmack]

Ya that was F'n hilarious.

 

[GatorGuy8]

How does a dumb blond get into college?

She applies to LSU.

 

[GatorGuy8]

An LSU fan walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies "I'm sorry, we dont do business with LSU fans." So the LSU fan stormed off back to their house and changed into Tech blue. The next day, the LSU fan went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies "Sorry, we dont do business with LSU fans." The LSU fan replied "How did you know I was an LSU fan?" The clerk says "Because thats a microwave, not a T.V."

 

[GatorGuy8]

How do you get a lsu grad off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza and shut the door!

 

[GatorGuy8]

Do you know why the LSU football team should change their names to the "Opossums"?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

[GatorGuy8]

Why doesn't LSU have ice on the sidelines?

The guy with the recipe graduated.

 

[GatorGuy8]

What do get when you breed a groundhog and an LSU football player?

Six more weeks of bad football

 

[GatorGuy8]

How many LSU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's a second year course.

 

[GatorGuy8]

The LSU football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after the sentence?" All the players raised their hands, "The appeal!", they shouted with pride.

 

[GatorGuy8]

What do you call a person from LSU in a three piece suit?

The defendent.

 

[GatorGuy8]

Why is it that the LSU football team doesn't have a web site?

They can't string three Ws together.

 

[GatorGuy8]

What does the average LSU player get on his SATs?

Drool.