FSU jokes

[lilChomp]

The FSU football team was placed in an English for non-majors class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?"

All the players raised their hands. "The appeal," they shouted with pride.

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What did the UF grad say to the Florida State grad? Will the defendant please rise.

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What is the difference between FSU women and garbage? Garbage gets taken out sometimes

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What do FSU and UF students have in common? They both got accepted to FSU

 

[ilovegators]

Those are hilarious!

 

[Amanda371]

FSU jokes just never get old.

 

[In Urban I Trust]

i think the first joke fits miami players now better, haha

 

[Mr2Bits]

Has anyone ever noticed the distinct smell of urine all over the city of tally?

 

[blueshoesnb]

hey peace easy with the birth city haha


I dont know how i escaped...

 

[Doe or Die]

How do you make Seminole Cookies?

Put em' in a big bowl, mix with sugar, and beat for 3 hours!!!

 

[Boat]

How do you make Seminole Cookies?

Put em' in a big bowl, mix with sugar, and beat for 3 hours!!!

Good times, good times

 

[O-town Gator]

Directions to Tallahassee: Go north 'til you smell it; west 'til you step in it. :gator: