I have been bemoaning last week's game as one of the worst football games I have ever watched. Before I move on, I decided to rank the worst stinkin' Gator performances of the modern era.
- 1996 Fiesta Bowl, 24-62, Nebraska Children of the Corn. Nebraska was favored by 3, but ESPN was in love with the Fun N' Gun. The Children of the Corn were simply too large and too strong. The Gators were out-rushed -28 yards to 524! The Gators played pretty well, but they were vastly outclassed. This one hurt, because it was for the national championship. In all fairness, this Nebraska team is considered to be among the greatest of all time.
- 1980 World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, 21-26, Georgia Leghumpers, "Run Lindsay Run". I hate hearing that every stinking year. The underdog Gators were mere seconds away from upsetting the powerful Bulldawgs. With only seconds left on the clock, Georgia QB Scott Belue found Lindsay Scott over the middle for a 25-yard TD pass. As time expired, Georgia announcer Larry Munson could be heard yelling "Run, Lindsay, run!" as he took that 25-yard pass for a total of 93 yards and an improbable touchdown on their way to a national championship. Every stinking year we have to hear that sound bite.
- 2009 SEC Championship Game, 13-32, Alabama Gumps, "Saving myself for the NFL". Not even the greatest Gator field general, Timmy Tebow, could rally this group of selfish prima donnas. Once the sissy Gators realized that the Gumps were hungrier for a win they they were, they decided to let Superman do all the work...alone. The Gators had to save themselves for the NFL draft, right? By halftime, those selfish punks were already counting their paychecks and Tim Tebow's heart was shattered as he essentially stood alone on the field trying to win the SEC. Timmy threw for 237 yards, and ran for another 63 (Demps, Rainey, and James totalled 25 yards). It broke my heart to watch Mr. Tebow cry at the end of this game.
- 2012 World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, 9-17, Georgia Leghumpers, "WTF?". The Gators were riding high 7-0, while UGA was still smarting from its loss against South Carolina. In one of the ugliest games in recent memory, the Gators decided they did not want the SEC East, and they gave the ball to the Leghumpers six times and dared Georgia to lose the game. Aaron Murray almost obliged by tossing 3 INTs. Time will tell how bad of a blunder it was to let Georgia win this one.
- 1976 World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, 27-41, Georgia Leghumpers, "4th and Dumb". The Gators dominated the first half and were leading 27-13, and then all of a sudden the Mighty Gators failed to convert a 4th and inches. A few plays later, the Leghumpers scored to make it 27-20, and then the Dawgs went on to score on every drive while the Gators struggled to keep up.
- Honorable mention: 1994 Choak at the Doak, 2000 Mississippi State, 1992 Mississippi State.