Fine. Nick Saban to Florida confirmed.
Lol.
THERE you go! THAT’S EXACTLY the kind of thing I’m looking for
here!
Of course, coming from YOU, I’m aware that it has no basis at all in reality.
So WHAT? Reality BITES right now! If I can’t have hope, I’ll settle for a laugh or two!
Sadly, I suppose, a cynical laugh is easier to manufacture than any kind of real HOPE right now.
But wait a minute:
I don’t follow, or even peek at any of those OTHER sites you mention...
I can only imagine the stinking morass of crazy trolling and wallowing self-pity that dominates discourse in such places.
Me, I’m just trying to find us some outlet for our frustration and disappointment.
I won’t simply turn my back on our program; but to hang in at all now I need, feel we ALL need some way to find some fun here.
So BEAT ME, slap me DOWN if you think I am somehow bailing on our PLAYERS and/or Coach too early here; tell me just how and why I am wrong and there’s a clear and viable way back...and if not, well, maybe we can at least somehow find a way to have a little FUN with it:
This is all just weighing me, seemingly weighing us ALL down as it settles at the collective PIT at the CENTER OF OUR BEING!
As for that piece of “phony news” itself, neither you, nor I, nor any of the oh so many others for whom the very same thought has long since flashed through our minds as the only damn way any of us could think of off hand that can or COULD bring the kind of positive turnaround we dream of, well, we all just dismissed its potential about as quickly as it came upon us in the first place:
An instant, sardonic and dismissive laugh.
“Yeah, RIGHT! THAT’ll happen.”
So, any other “corkers”?
Something, ANYTHING that might be doable if someone were to back a theoretical tractor-trailer-transport up to a bank vault and LOAD IT UP??!
That’s the trouble:
There AREN’T any MORE of those that come easily or quickly to mind—not here and now in this particular slice of the multiverse.
And so, for all the half-crazed anger and frustration swirling and twisting though the internet, broadcast media and the college football universe in general at the moment, not even “the unexpected” currently seems to offer any sudden surprises...
Which in TURN means we’ll likely have Dan Mullen coaching at the UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA for at least another season.
But that doesn’t mean we can’t meanwhile have some fun out here in the “Junk Time Universe” that is the rest of THIS one. No?