Mr2Bits
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Make fun of UT Thread
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MahxFahn
Gator Fan
Here you go Mr2Bits
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leakbrewergator
Awesomeness
A few jokes:
A man walks into a store and says, “I would like a orange hat, orange pants, orange sweater, and white shoes.” The clerk says, “are you a Vol fan?” “Yes replies the man, “How did you guess—by the color combination?” “No,” answers the clerk, because this is a hardware store.
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Q: Why do the Tennessee Vol fans wear orange and white?
A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday…They can wear it
hunting on Sunday…and they can wear it to work on Monday
when they’re picking up garbage at the roadside!
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Q: Why is Tennessee changing their mascot to the possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
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Q: Where was OJ headed in his white Bronco?
A: To Tennessee. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman
winner there
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Q: How do you know when an Tennessee graduate student uses your
computer?
A: The screen is covered with whiteout
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A man walks into a store and says, “I would like a orange hat, orange pants, orange sweater, and white shoes.” The clerk says, “are you a Vol fan?” “Yes replies the man, “How did you guess—by the color combination?” “No,” answers the clerk, because this is a hardware store.
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Q: Why do the Tennessee Vol fans wear orange and white?
A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday…They can wear it
hunting on Sunday…and they can wear it to work on Monday
when they’re picking up garbage at the roadside!
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Q: Why is Tennessee changing their mascot to the possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
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Q: Where was OJ headed in his white Bronco?
A: To Tennessee. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman
winner there
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Q: How do you know when an Tennessee graduate student uses your
computer?
A: The screen is covered with whiteout
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flgatorgirl
VIP Member
shandsgator8
VIP Member
Hilarious pic, flgatorgirl!
UGAsucks
VIP Member
A college freshman comes home with a semesters worth of dirty laundry, when he asks his mom what setting should he set the washer on, the mother asks what does it say on the shirt?
the kid replies University of Tennessee
the kid replies University of Tennessee
JohnnyBGood
VIP Member
You can't spell "Citrus" without a U and a T 
gtrgrl97
VIP Member
How do you complement a Tennessee Homecoming Queen?
"Nice tooth!" :shifty:
"Nice tooth!" :shifty:
MahxFahn
Gator Fan
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLO5D57U-sQ[/YOUTUBE]
O-town Gator
Gator Fan
"Sucks to be up here on Rocky Top
in these here Tennessee hills,
Fat Phil Fulmer eatin' Krispy Kremes
Vol fans gittin' no thrills.
Rocky top, this year we'll be
Crappy in the SEC,
Poor ol' Rocky Top (P-U),
Rocky Top Tennessee.
Wish I was down on yonder south
in that there Florida sun,
Urban Meyer's winnin' in The Swamp
Dem Gators are still number one.
Rocky top, this year we'll be
Crappy in the SEC,
Poor ol' Rocky Top (P-U),
Rocky Top Tennessee."
in these here Tennessee hills,
Fat Phil Fulmer eatin' Krispy Kremes
Vol fans gittin' no thrills.
Rocky top, this year we'll be
Crappy in the SEC,
Poor ol' Rocky Top (P-U),
Rocky Top Tennessee.
Wish I was down on yonder south
in that there Florida sun,
Urban Meyer's winnin' in The Swamp
Dem Gators are still number one.
Rocky top, this year we'll be
Crappy in the SEC,
Poor ol' Rocky Top (P-U),
Rocky Top Tennessee."
O-town Gator
Gator Fan
Actually, he'd be more suited to be a salesman for Krispy Kreme Donuts.
