FSUcks Haikus

[Mr2Bits]

For those of you who don't know how to do a Haiku... it's 5 syllables - 7 syllables - 5 syllables. All Haikus in this thread must be FSU related.

I'm not a poet, but I'll get things kicked off.

Poor coaching kills us
Bobby Bowden is too old
Six wins this season

 

[leakbrewergator]

Renegade is gay
Free Shoes University
Mickey fears Timmy

 

[Dave82689]

Poem

FSU Runs Bobby
Who is Tim Tebow, I know?
This couch feels so good:sign0081: