A few jokes:
A man walks into a store and says, “I would like a orange hat, orange pants, orange sweater, and white shoes.” The clerk says, “are you a Vol fan?” “Yes replies the man, “How did you guess—by the color combination?” “No,” answers the clerk, because this is a hardware store.
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Q: Why do the Tennessee Vol fans wear orange and white?
A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday…They can wear it
hunting on Sunday…and they can wear it to work on Monday
when they’re picking up garbage at the roadside!
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Q: Why is Tennessee changing their mascot to the possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
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Q: Where was OJ headed in his white Bronco?
A: To Tennessee. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman
winner there
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Q: How do you know when an Tennessee graduate student uses your
computer?
A: The screen is covered with whiteout
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