An LSU fan walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies "I'm sorry, we dont do business with LSU fans." So the LSU fan stormed off back to their house and changed into Tech blue. The next day, the LSU fan went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies "Sorry, we dont do business with LSU fans." The LSU fan replied "How did you know I was an LSU fan?" The clerk says "Because thats a microwave, not a T.V."