Top Ten Signs That you are a Nole

[PhD Gator]

1. You have ever piled out of a Volkswagen that was filled with 37 other people dressed in Clown suits.

 

[PhD Gator]

You perform at little kids birthday parties wearing size 43 shoes and a big red nose with paint on your face.

 

[GatorGuy8]

1. You have ever piled out of a Volkswagen that was filled with 37 other people dressed in Clown suits.

2. You got rejected by UF when trying to apply and ended up at a 3rd World School (FSU).:bananapowerslide:

 

[PhD Gator]

You actually think that Booby Bowden classifies as a saint. (The term Saint Bobby is the biggest bunch of bull I've ever heard)

 

[GatorGuy8]

You resort to calling the Gators "The Gates" because you think Gators actually give a **** what you have to say.

 

[PhD Gator]

You resort to calling the Gators "The Gates" because you think Gators actually give a **** what you have to say.

Watch the language, we are tying to keep this place family friendly I went ahead and edited for you.

 

[GatorGuy8]

Watch the language, we are tying to keep this place family friendly I went ahead and edited for you.

Sorry about that.:bananapowerslide:

If Chief Osceola, FSUs Mascot, is the only Indian you know about.

 

[GatorGuy8]

You have been in jail with a current or former FSU player.

 

[PhD Gator]

You spent 4 years preparing yourself to say "would you like fries with that sir?"

 

[GatorGuy8]

Bozo The Clown is your "American Idol".:bananapartyhat:

 

[PhD Gator]

Bozo The Clown is your "American Idol".:bananapartyhat:

good one, i like it :Banana:

 

[GatorGuy8]

#10 You almost crap your pants and start a fight every time you hear the words
"Florida Gators: National Champions":bananajump:

 

[Amanda371]

Instead of going to the dentist, you picked up a new set of teeth out of the 25 cent machines. Not surprisingly, they look just like your real ones!

 

[UGAsucks]

the last words of at least one member of your family were "hey y'all lookey here what i can do"

 

[GatorGuy8]

the last words of at least one member of your family were "hey y'all lookey here what i can do"

You love the way Bobby Bowden says "Dad Gum" every 5 second when he talks during a press conference after games.

 

[UGAsucks]

You line your entire family up ear to ear and all you get is a wind tunnel

 

[carolinathru&thru]

You have a really gay son who thinks he's god's given gift to coaching. But, truthfully he doesn't know how to coach at all and is probably only a coach because his dad is the winningest coach in college football.

 

[GatorGuy8]

You curse Bobby Bowden after a few average to above average seasons and wish his fat ass would get fired or resign, even though without him your school would be worse than nothing.

 

[UGAsucks]

it takes you and 31 of your closest friends to form a complete set of teeth

 

[GatorGuy8]

You have an addiction. And the only subscription is more Circuses.:Banana: