Top Ten Signs That You are a Gator

[flgatorgirl]

You sacrifice your grade in your worst subject on a daily basis by: a. putting gator decals on your teacher's car to cover up all her LSU stuff b. buying a stuffed Albert and putting a little tiger in its mouth and putting it in her desk c. writting in only orange and blue ink d. writting a different "LSU sucks" message on the board just to brighten her day at least twice a week (guilty on all 4 counts)

 

[IMAKESEVERALGOOD]

YEA SON IS RIGHT!!
:bananajump:

 

[GatorFanInVA]

You went to the 2006 BCS.

Who here went? Maybe that would be another good thread.

 

[gatorsare#1]

You still feel ripped off by those ACC refs in the 2003 UF-FSU game, even after 4 wins in a row against FSU, an SEC championship, and a national championship. (guilty)

 

[O-town Gator]

(1) Nearly EVERYTHING in your house is Gator-related.
(2) You display your Gator pride on your car (mine has a Gator tag, Gator decal in the back window and Gator steering wheel cover)
(3) "FSU SUCKS" is a mantra you chant often.
(4) Your life revolves around Gator Football from August to January, and you're more than happy to sacrifice your social life for Our Beloved.
(5) You're proud to tell anybody why the St. Johns River runs north (Georgia SUX!)
(6) You consider Gainesville, FL your Mecca.
(7) You look upon Criminole, scUM, UcheaT and other assorted non-Gators as bottom-feeders besides being Gator Bait.
(8) As far as you're concerned Steve Spurrier and Urban Meyer are divine.
(9) In your mind "The Orange and Blue" or "We Are the Boys" should be the official state song.
(10) If anybody asked you how to get to Tallahassee, you'd tell them: "Go north 'til you smell it, west 'til you step in it".

 

[leakbrewergator]

There is an aura of total awesomeness and bad assedness following you wherever you go. I'm guilty of that one......

 

[O-town Gator]

You greet fellow Gator fans in public wearing any Gator-related clothing with "Go Gators" anytime you see them.

 

[Sloan Ridge Gator]

You have turned the PASSENGER side door magnet upside down on a 'nole fan's suv. That way they drive around with the driver's side one right side up and the passenger's upside down.


I did that in Lake City and my daughter and I saw the 'nole smirk at our Gator wear and





drive off with the other sign upside down.


Priceless!!!

 

[Sloan Ridge Gator]

"You consider Gainesville, FL your Mecca."



Oh no, it's much more serious than that.

 

[Sloan Ridge Gator]

You sacrifice your grade in your worst subject on a daily basis by: a. putting gator decals on your teacher's car to cover up all her LSU stuff b. buying a stuffed Albert and putting a little tiger in its mouth and putting it in her desk c. writting in only orange and blue ink d. writting a different "LSU sucks" message on the board just to brighten her day at least twice a week (guilty on all 4 counts)

You are my hero for the week. Tops anything I have ever done to the 'noles.

 

[MahxFahn]

You are always wearing something Orange and Blue, visible or not.

 

[O-town Gator]

You constantly jones for the ambiance of Gainesville and The Swamp if you live out of town.

 

[leakbrewergator]

Your s**t doesn't stink....

 

[CaliZona_Gator]

You get an extreme rush of joy everytime you the picture on leakbrewergator's signature

 

[MahxFahn]

You have to watch replays of old games / and/or highlights to keep from going nuts, when we aren't playing.:gator: