(1) Nearly EVERYTHING in your house is Gator-related.
(2) You display your Gator pride on your car (mine has a Gator tag, Gator decal in the back window and Gator steering wheel cover)
(3) "FSU SUCKS" is a mantra you chant often.
(4) Your life revolves around Gator Football from August to January, and you're more than happy to sacrifice your social life for Our Beloved.
(5) You're proud to tell anybody why the St. Johns River runs north (Georgia SUX!)
(6) You consider Gainesville, FL your Mecca.
(7) You look upon Criminole, scUM, UcheaT and other assorted non-Gators as bottom-feeders besides being Gator Bait.
(8) As far as you're concerned Steve Spurrier and Urban Meyer are divine.
(9) In your mind "The Orange and Blue" or "We Are the Boys" should be the official state song.
(10) If anybody asked you how to get to Tallahassee, you'd tell them: "Go north 'til you smell it, west 'til you step in it".