Top Ten Signs That you are a Nole

you walk your kid to second grade.....because your in the same class

Your head football coach is 78 years old, can't remember the names of his own players, has a DC who seems to always spit on cue when the camera's focused on him, had players on his roster with strange names like Craphonso Thorpe and DeCody Fagg, once had a quarterback who thought he was God, is reknowned for saying "dadgummit" a lot and wears Depends.

You stand up when you hear the phrase, "May the defendant please rise."

You pray for a misdemeanor when one of your players runs afoul of the law.

You give Gator fans something to laugh about.

(Had to post this pic here; it's a classic

Nearly half your football teams cheats on an online exam and gets caught.

A friend of mine made this Booby Bowden photoshop:

Sorry but that just isn't right.