Top Ten Signs That you are a Nole

1. You have ever piled out of a Volkswagen that was filled with 37 other people dressed in Clown suits.

You perform at little kids birthday parties wearing size 43 shoes and a big red nose with paint on your face.

2. You got rejected by UF when trying to apply and ended up at a 3rd World School (FSU).:bananapowerslide:

You actually think that Booby Bowden classifies as a saint. (The term Saint Bobby is the biggest bunch of bull I've ever heard)

You resort to calling the Gators "The Gates" because you think Gators actually give a **** what you have to say.

Watch the language, we are tying to keep this place family friendly I went ahead and edited for you.

Sorry about that.:bananapowerslide:

If Chief Osceola, FSUs Mascot, is the only Indian you know about.

You have been in jail with a current or former FSU player.

You spent 4 years preparing yourself to say "would you like fries with that sir?"

Bozo The Clown is your "American Idol".:bananapartyhat:

good one, i like it :Banana:

#10 You almost crap your pants and start a fight every time you hear the words
"Florida Gators: National Champions":bananajump:

Instead of going to the dentist, you picked up a new set of teeth out of the 25 cent machines. Not surprisingly, they look just like your real ones!

the last words of at least one member of your family were "hey y'all lookey here what i can do"

You love the way Bobby Bowden says "Dad Gum" every 5 second when he talks during a press conference after games.

You line your entire family up ear to ear and all you get is a wind tunnel

You have a really gay son who thinks he's god's given gift to coaching. But, truthfully he doesn't know how to coach at all and is probably only a coach because his dad is the winningest coach in college football.

You curse Bobby Bowden after a few average to above average seasons and wish his fat ass would get fired or resign, even though without him your school would be worse than nothing.

it takes you and 31 of your closest friends to form a complete set of teeth

You have an addiction. And the only subscription is more Circuses.:Banana: