offical joke topic

[UGAsucks]

i thought id start a joke topic to poke some good old fun at our rivals

lets start



Whats the difference between a female Georgia fan and a catfish?











Ones smelly, slimey, and has whiskers, and the other is a fish

[GatorGuy8]

i thought id start a joke topic to poke some good old fun at our rivals

lets start



Whats the difference between a female Georgia fan and a catfish?











Ones smelly, slimey, and has whiskers, and the other is a fish

Now that right there is funny.:bananajump: :Banana: :Banane37: :Banane29:

[Amanda371]

Why did they cancel the FSU Christmas party?






They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

[GatorGuy08]

In honor of the first poster, why does the St. John's River flow north?

Because Georgia sucks.

What do seminoles call the elderly?

Coach.

Why do Nole girls have rectangular breasts?

Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

How do you stop a Nole from masterbating?

Paint his thing orange and blue and he can't beat it for years.

Albert Einstein walked into a party and asked people their IQ. 120 said the first guy and Albert said "Great let's talk about nuclear fission". The last guy he asked said 51 and Albert said "How bout dem Noles".

Ok so they aren't great, but I thought I'd contribute. Haha.

[Amanda371]

How do you stop a Nole from masterbating?

Paint his thing orange and blue and he can't beat it for years.


THAT is great :D :D :D :bananapowerslide:

[gtrgrl97]

Okay, so Bobby Bowden is in a car wreck and passes away. (NO disrespect intended!)

He gets up to heaven and sees his mansion. It's garnet and gold and seminole-decorated... He is so happy, he loves it!

Then he looks up the hill and sees a MUCH larger mansion. It's all decorated in Orange and Blue and decorated with beautiful Gator accessories. He finds St.Peter and says, "why does Urban Meyer get such a better, bigger mansion than me?"

St. Peter smiles and says, "That's God's!"



GO GATORS!!! WOOHOO!

[gatorcrazy23]

Heard about the guy who left 2 Florida State tickets on the dashboard of his car?

- When he got back he found his window broken and 12 more tickets!

[gatorcrazy23]

A UK sorority girl walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The Kentucky girl looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The UK blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning!"

[gtrgrl97]

How do you compliment a Tennessee Homecoming Queen?


Nice tooth!

[gtrgrl97]

How many FSU seniors does it take to change a light bulb?


Are you kidding?! That's a graduate course!

[gtrgrl97]

More... :)

What's the best thing to come out of Tallahassee?
I-10

What do fsu and UF students have in common?
They both got accepted to fsu

What do you get when you complete the activities sheet at Dennys??
Accepted to fsu.

(Old Joke): Did you hear that the OJ simpson trial was moving to Tallahassee??
Yep! They wanted to move it to a place where they knew nothing about football.


How many seminoles does it take to change a light bulb?
5 - one to change the light bulb, and 4 to stand around and complain about how much harder it was the year they won the National Championship.


How many seminoles does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he gets 4 credits for doing it.


How do you get a fsu graduate off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza!

What do you get when you go fast through Tallahassee?
A Degree from fsu.


How can you tell if an fsu student has been using the computer ???
There's white-out on the screen !!!!!:Banana:

[MichWolverine]

well since im a michigan guy heres my Ohio State jokes

Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?

A: Drool

Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.


Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?

A: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"


Q: What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football player's life?

A: His freshman year

[MichWolverine]

BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!!!!

Q: Why did Ohio State change their field from grass to artificial turf?

A: To keep the Ohio State cheerleaders from grazing at half time.


Q: What's the difference between a Ohio State fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.


Q: Why do Ohio State Grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces


Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Ohio State library?

A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

[MichWolverine]

Q: How many Ohio State freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a senior course.


It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 40 players for the Michigan game …the rest of the players will have to dress them selves.


Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed and the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn’t colored in two of the books yet.


A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.


A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: “Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man.” The little boy asked his mother, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”


Thats all i got :chinese: