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PhD Gator
03-07-2007, 04:03 PM
1. You have ever piled out of a Volkswagen that was filled with 37 other people dressed in Clown suits.
PhD Gator
03-07-2007, 04:04 PM
You perform at little kids birthday parties wearing size 43 shoes and a big red nose with paint on your face.
GatorGuy8
03-07-2007, 04:05 PM
1. You have ever piled out of a Volkswagen that was filled with 37 other people dressed in Clown suits.

2. You got rejected by UF when trying to apply and ended up at a 3rd World School (FSU).:bananapowerslide:
PhD Gator
03-07-2007, 04:06 PM
You actually think that Booby Bowden classifies as a saint. (The term Saint Bobby is the biggest bunch of bull I've ever heard)
GatorGuy8
03-07-2007, 04:08 PM
You resort to calling the Gators "The Gates" because you think Gators actually give a **** what you have to say.
PhD Gator
03-07-2007, 04:10 PM
You resort to calling the Gators "The Gates" because you think Gators actually give a **** what you have to say.Watch the language, we are tying to keep this place family friendly :D I went ahead and edited for you.
GatorGuy8
03-07-2007, 04:15 PM
Watch the language, we are tying to keep this place family friendly :D I went ahead and edited for you.

Sorry about that.:bananapowerslide:

If Chief Osceola, FSUs Mascot, is the only Indian you know about.
GatorGuy8
03-09-2007, 01:10 PM
You have been in jail with a current or former FSU player.
PhD Gator
03-09-2007, 01:23 PM
You spent 4 years preparing yourself to say "would you like fries with that sir?"
GatorGuy8
03-09-2007, 01:24 PM
Bozo The Clown is your "American Idol".:bananapartyhat:
PhD Gator
03-09-2007, 01:25 PM
Bozo The Clown is your "American Idol".:bananapartyhat:good one, i like it :Banana:
GatorGuy8
03-09-2007, 01:32 PM
#10 You almost crap your pants and start a fight every time you hear the words
"Florida Gators: National Champions":bananajump:
Amanda371
03-09-2007, 04:37 PM
Instead of going to the dentist, you picked up a new set of teeth out of the 25 cent machines. Not surprisingly, they look just like your real ones!
UGAsucks
03-09-2007, 06:18 PM
the last words of at least one member of your family were "hey y'all lookey here what i can do"
GatorGuy8
03-09-2007, 06:48 PM
the last words of at least one member of your family were "hey y'all lookey here what i can do"

You love the way Bobby Bowden says "Dad Gum" every 5 second when he talks during a press conference after games.
UGAsucks
03-10-2007, 01:52 PM
You line your entire family up ear to ear and all you get is a wind tunnel
carolinathru&thru
03-10-2007, 02:42 PM
You have a really gay son who thinks he's god's given gift to coaching. But, truthfully he doesn't know how to coach at all and is probably only a coach because his dad is the winningest coach in college football.
GatorGuy8
03-10-2007, 02:52 PM
You curse Bobby Bowden after a few average to above average seasons and wish his fat ass would get fired or resign, even though without him your school would be worse than nothing.:D
UGAsucks
03-10-2007, 03:22 PM
it takes you and 31 of your closest friends to form a complete set of teeth
GatorGuy8
03-11-2007, 10:32 PM
You have an addiction. And the only subscription is more Circuses.:Banana:
UGAsucks
03-24-2007, 04:24 PM
you walk your kid to second grade.....because your in the same class
O-town Gator
06-25-2008, 06:19 PM
Your head football coach is 78 years old, can't remember the names of his own players, has a DC who seems to always spit on cue when the camera's focused on him, had players on his roster with strange names like Craphonso Thorpe and DeCody Fagg, once had a quarterback who thought he was God, is reknowned for saying "dadgummit" a lot and wears Depends.
leakbrewergator
06-25-2008, 07:31 PM
You stand up when you hear the phrase, "May the defendant please rise."
O-town Gator
06-25-2008, 08:25 PM
You pray for a misdemeanor when one of your players runs afoul of the law.
O-town Gator
06-27-2008, 08:41 PM
You give Gator fans something to laugh about.

(Had to post this pic here; it's a classic:)

http://igiveupagain2.tripod.com/fsu/bobby_depends_1.jpg
O-town Gator
06-27-2008, 08:44 PM
Nearly half your football teams cheats on an online exam and gets caught.

http://igiveupagain2.tripod.com/galleries/fsu/cheaties.jpg
O-town Gator
07-17-2008, 06:16 PM
A friend of mine made this Booby Bowden photoshop:

http://www.dabearz.com/keg/creations/bobby.jpg
O-town Gator
07-31-2008, 09:28 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o248/gg32068/fufootballsucks.jpg
O-town Gator
07-31-2008, 09:29 PM
http://img40.exs.cx/img40/8066/bobpantsad.jpg
Sloan Ridge Gator
11-25-2008, 08:11 PM
You have been in jail with a current or former FSU player.

Sorry but that just isn't right.